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When Adar's Get Together... and tell tales....
Summary: One Big PWP script style Rated: PG-13, for a little twistedness Nikki Ree: Elen'dae, Finarfin, Fingon, Caranthir, Namo, Della, Turgon Michel: Feanor, Finwe, Fingolfin, Curufin, Galadhen, Cianar, Maedhros, Elenion, Finarphir **** Feanor: I fear nothing Finwe: Ahem Feanor: Stay out of this Ata Elen'dae: ::leans over:: so what does he fear?
::takes out a notebook:: Galadhen: *puts hand over his eyes, anticipating a massacre* Elen'dae: tell me!!! Tell me oh Grand-Ata! Finwe: As a child he feared- Feanor: *glares dangerously at his father* Elen'dae: don't worry I won't tell anyone.. Galadhen: meaning the world will know... Elen'dae: PLEASE?!?!?!?!? Finarfin: ahem.. Feanor: yes oh annoying half-brother?
Elen'dae: ::Falls over laughing:: Finarfin: Elen'dae thought there was a balrog in his closet... Feanor: Ata! *growls sharply, loudly, barking an order to cease* Finwe: Feanor, I can say whatever I please. I am your father, and there was one person in Arda who did threaten to tan your hide as a child Namo: ::lets Cianar out of Mandos for a bit to join the conversation::
Finarfin: so let's
hear it, what did your kid do as a child... Cianar: Tredorn was a very good child, and a quiet one. He did however have a paper wad war with his sister as a child in which he used the few precious maps I had Galadhen: *winces* Cianar: and he did as me endless questions about Arnaedh, and anatomy, and heaven knows everything Finarfin: Elen'dae didn't like the bathe... Elen'dae: Ata...not that one... Finwe: Feanor set fire to the family lounge one eve to see if fire danced. I swore he was possessed... Galadhen: oh let's hear about Elen'dae Finarfin: Finrod and Elen'dae used to throw spit balls at one another, using the pages from MY novels...the ones in which there were only one copy ever written and the writer was dead... Cianar: Galadhen was afraid of rain... Galadhen: only when I was very little! Elen'dae and Finarfin: What? Feanor: since you are bashing me, I have tales to tell about my sons. Fingon: do tell.. Della: walks by:: Elenion used to pee out the window, because he claimed there was something living in the toilet... Elenion: gah...
Nana Finarfin: that's not a new one...Elen'dae did that too... Elenion: *feels like a red potato* Finarfin: cept Elen'dae actually hit someone doing it... Feanor: Let us begin with Maedhros. Who found it necessary to practice the sword inside the house, and broke
everything glass in his path. Maglor used to play instruments he knew nothing of and clash pans
in the kitchen. Celegorm ran about chasing monsters and shredded his mother's wardrobe... and several tapestries... Curufin: Ata... don't... Feanor: Curufin wouldn't wean. He suckled everything on him. And I do mean... everything...chewed holes in his clothes... Caranthir: falls off his chair laughing his ass off:: Curufin: *scurries out before that is expanded upon* Caranthir: HAH!!!!!! Feanor: and you Caranthir... Feanor: you used to run after the dog with a dagger and try to shave off its fur...
I lent out more dogs that way... Fingon: Well, I never did anything bad... Fingon: I was perfect... Fingolfin: Oh yes... but it was lovely when you tried to do your own haircut Fingon: huh? Fingolfin: you were about... 4 Fingon: but I was never afraid of a suit of armor...or lit a room on fire...or peed out a window... Cianar: Tredorn used to run around naked. Butt naked... Finarfin: how old was he? Cianar: oh he did this until he was about... 12... we'd put clothes on him and he would take them off... Galadhen: Valar... Finarfin: :pats Galadhen's shoulder:: Elen'dae doesn't have your excuse... Cianar: that is to say equivalent of twelve... Cianar: he was about 30 Galadhen: El'en didn't need to hear that Finarfin: Elen'dae last did that...when he was....I think it was right after he stopped wetting the bed... Finwe: Feanor used to- *Feanor glares* Finarfin: yes? Finwe: experiment his newfound sexual abilities on everything. That is to say naked, rubbing up against things and people half or all naked... oh for centuries... Feanor: I swear Ata... if you weren't... I'd... kill you! Finwe: About the time you tried that on me, it stopped Elen'dae: HAH!!!!!! Elen'dae: rolls on his ass laughing:: Finarfin: probably tanned his hide... Curufin: *giggles* Finwe: oh yes Elen'dae: rolling on the floor:: Finwe: but Fingolfin and Finarfin
kept experimenting also... just not so publicly Finarfin: Elen'dae didn't know what sex was....till someone decided to show him....won't mention any names... Fingolfin: Feanor was odd, is odd Feanor: Did I mention Caranthir flatly refused to housetrain?
*still twitching about his father's comment* Feanor: For several decades Elen'dae: the fact that you did that as a child, doesn't surprise me at all... Finarfin: Ata...Fingolfin and I did no such thing... Finwe: experiment? Fingolfin did Finarfin to Fingolfin: you did? Fingolfin: not like that Finwe: nothing shocking. All boys experiment privately Galadhen: I can't be accused of that... Elen'dae: I can't either...since before someone taught me I thought "sex" meant gender.... Maedhros: I can tell you something Celegorm did to me - but it's not shocking exactly... Elen dae: Fingon: what? Elen dae: Caranthir: what? Maedhros: *does not have fond memories of his first diaper changes* Maedhros: took off his diaper and painted the wall with it... Ata was furious... Finarfin: Finrod used to play dollies with Aredhel... Curufin: I used to like popping heads off the girllies' dolls... Caranthir: now you like chopping off the heads of real people... Curufin: I've never chopped off a head Curufin: least... don't think so Finarfin: Ata...are you sure there was nothing going on between you and Feanor? Finwe: No nothing Feanor: I hate a good liar Finwe: and you are implying..? Feanor: None of anyone's business Maedhros: *faints* Elen'dae: I knew it!!! Finarfin: I need a drink... Fingon: catches Maedhros:: Mae Mae... Turgon: Ya know, Great Grand Ata Finarphir's gotta be rollin in his grave... ***Finarphir: more like shouting and shrieking here in Mandos!*** Finwe: he didn't
sleep with me. he just... wanted to. tried Elen'dae, Finarfin, Turgon and Fingon: TRIED?! Elen'dae: how so? Feanor: *growls* Finwe: Simple. He caught me in the bath one night and he was young yet. when he tried his little... move on me that I mentioned before Finarfin: did he actually know what he was doing? Finwe: Not a clue Caranthir: so...what all did you suck on? ::to Curufin:: Curufin: Nothing... Caranthir: yeah right Maedhros: his fingers... his hands... his clothes... his toes... his... Caranthir: are you really THAT
flexible? Curufin: heh... you'll never know
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